Why Evel Knievel ever crashed
We all know Evel could ride that motorcycle of his. I don’t even think the man needed a seat or handlebars. Those were just for show. But then we have his crashes — at Ceasar’s Palace, at Wembley Stadium, and that weird thing over the Snake River. Why?
The mystery has now been solved, the case cracked, the conundrum un-codrumed. His suit was so hot that he sweated it full of water before leaving the ramps and the extra ballast threw off his calculations. Trust me, I tried the suit on and went from a man’s 34 waist to a size 4 dress in 10 minutes.
Speaking of funny bike crashes …